Teutonar and Adon talks

Brynhild “Bryn” Hákonardóttir was not the type of envoy who seemed born for the court.

She had broad shoulders, the posture of a boxer, and a nose that had been broken once and had never fully healed. Her hair, dark, unruly, and shorter than most women’s, was kept out of her face by a strip of cloth that looked suspiciously like it had once been part of a ship’s sail, or another’s flag. She dressed like a woman expecting bad weather, and in places that were less than delicate: a practical coat, thick gloves, and boots that had seen more mud than marble.

Bryn was famous in Adon’s accounting departments: brilliant at logistics, impatient with ceremonies, and almost allergic to flattery. She didn’t “charm” a room, she made it efficient, and her secretary used to joke that Bryn could smell a deception or a hidden clause like a bloodhound smelled blood.

Her weaknesses were also well known, because she never bothered to hide them. She spoke too fast when irritated, interrupted people by accident (and sometimes on purpose), and had a terrible habit of thinking out loud when doing sums. The only thing that reliably calmed her down was having something in her hands: a piece of charcoal, a wax tablet, a cup, a piece of metal… anything that prevented her from drumming her fingers on the table.

What made her perfect for Teutonar was simple: she genuinely liked them.

Not in a childish way, but in the practical, respectful way of neighbors who had traded, argued, and continued to rely on the weight of a relationship that had lasted for years. Bryn had crossed the southern border often enough to know.

“Well, it looks like we’re just in time” she says with a smile after entering the large hall of the Rugar merchants’ guild in the small port.

King Hroaldr has sent me with a lot of things to discuss… Who am I dealing with today?

Mark Anton Galdan

Diplomat of the Kingdom of Teutonar

Advisor on Trade; Merchant’s Council

Good evening, Miss Hákonardóttir.

May I simply call you Bryn? I have been informed we have much to discuss.

Sit sit please. I hope the chairs are to your liking. May I interest you in some tea, a meal, or an extra cloak?

Before even receiving confirmation, he pulls out a small stone kettle and two mugs, which he fills to the brims. The steam visibly rises from the soothing beverages

It is rather cold out there, of course my fire is lit… But I could always do more for your comfort.

I assure you our food is extremely well seasoned, if my fatness wasn’t obvious enough.

He adjusts himself in his comfortable chair, his girth prominently pressing against the back of his table

So. Bryn. What brings you here? To examine my commemorative Skull of Verle our temporarily deceased King?

Lovely I know. Not a perfect recreation, but it cost me a pretty sum of pfennings.

He leans forward, grinning from ear to ear

Or do you have some sort of proposal for me today?

Brynhild “Bryn” Hákonardóttir

Voice-Ledger and envoy from Kingdom of Adon

Advisor on Trade; Merchant’s Council

Of course you can call me Bryn… but only if I can call you Mark.

I’ll accept that tea, although it’s not very cold these days, it’s a very suitable drink for negotiations. When we’re done, we can open a good barrel of beer or wine to celebrate the success of this meeting.

King Horaldr has sent me to strengthen the friendship between our nations and, incidentally, to see if we can reach some agreements between us.

The first thing the king would like is to secure our common border. Our peoples have enjoyed mutual friendship for many years, and His Majesty believes that a non-aggression pact could strengthen this friendship and, incidentally, allow us to divert military forces to other… more pressing fronts.